HR_BLOG_BODYSHOTS

The Beginner’s Guide to Body Shots

With spring break just around the corner, and summer creeping up right after, it’s time for bikinis, board shorts and—most importantly—body shots!

Are you ready to holla at the honeys that want to use Hot Rabbit shots as an excuse to get to know you (and your body) better?! In case you’re a body shots virgin, here are 13 tips to help you look like you know what you’re doing. (You can thank us later.)

1. Keep an open mind.

Embrace the idea of someone licking, sucking and swallowing a shot off your body. If anything, it gives you a chance to meet (hot) new people.

2. Tan skin is a must.

The only kind of pasty we dig are the ones used to cover your nips. Now, we’re not saying we advocate UV radiation, but no hot rabbit is going to lick your body if it isn’t lusciously glowing. There are plenty of self-tanners out there that will do the trick.

3. Alligator scales are sexy on no one.

Remember to exfoliate to really keep your skin soft and moist for any babes looking to get a taste.

4. Add a few crunches to your pregame.

The only thing that should jiggle on your body is the gélatine shot that’s about to be slurped down by that hot rabbit over there.

5. Put your best bra forward.

Make sure to wear a cute one that pushes those puppies up. This will create the perfect platform for a shot to be nestled right in between the twins.

6. Wax where the sun don’t shine.

No one needs to know if the carpet matches the curtains—not yet anyway. You don’t need any stray short hairs creeping up into your fun.

7. Sand and shots don’t mix.

When near the beach, be sure to clean out all of your nooks and crannies before offering anyone a taste.

8. Stick to tanning oils.

Not only do these make you look wet and ready to go, they won’t chemically poison your shot taker like a sunscreen could.

9. Bikinis and crop tops provide easy access.

Don’t make your partner work too to get to the good stuff.

10. Get into position.

The preferred way to give a body shot is with you lying on your back. So do you what you do best—lay back and enjoy.

11. Be as still as possible.

It’ll make life easier for your partner. Remember: Just because it tickles doesn’t mean you need to wiggle; you two can save that for later.

12. Wipe yourself clean afterwards.

No one likes to be smelly and sticky post-shot, especially if you’re rocking a piercing. Nothing takes you from a hot rabbit to a not rabbit like a crusty belly button.

13. Return the favor!

If some lucky rabbit gets to lick a shot off you, you take one off them. Fair is fair, right?