The Hot Rabbit March Madness Babe Bracket

We love watching the NCAA tournament guys play with their balls, but we prefer to have our bracket filled with beauty, brains and bods that would make anyone dribble down the court.

We took the hottest rabbits across the board, separated them by industry and pitted them against each other. After a late night debate (complete with a few too many gélatine shots), we finally came to a consensus.

Are you ready to see who got our hearts thumping?

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You know those really promising teams that fall short under the pressure of the clock, and end up messing up your whole bracket for the rest of the tournament? Let’s take a look at a couple of hot mess rabbits that didn’t make it into our Sweet 16.

Someone send help and fast. She went from “Hot Rabbit” to “Hot Mess” in a hot minute. Take your ratchet and sashay away.

Iggy Azalea
Picking fights on Twitter is just one of many reasons why this rap diva didn’t make it very far. IGG, why you always causing drama, girl?


Taylor Swift
Just because haters gonna hate, hate, hate, doesn’t mean that Tay let’s them get her down. Aside from looking fierce as hell in “Blank Space,” she’s managed to date almost all of our #MCMs. And who doesn’t love a girl who can poke fun at herself? We’re always in awe of how Tay manages to make a bad break up look so good.


Now to be fair, there were a few contestants that came close, but banked off the rim at the last second. The “losing” three of the final four of this year’s tournament were…

Is there anything about bad girl Riri that we don’t love? This chick is always looking fierce and her set of pipes could blow any man away.

Irina Shayk
As one of our featured #WCW’s, this hottie is no stranger. We wouldn’t be mad if this model wanted to strut her stuff just for us.

Nina Dobrev
Great clothes, kick ass career, the only downside is that she managed to let one of Hollywood’s hottest guys slip through her fingers.


Our 2015 March Madness Babe Bracket Champion is…. SCARLETT JOHANSSON!

Is it really a surprise that everyone’s favorite bombshell is our winner?

Hot Career
This girl is on fire! In addition to securing the hottest roles in Hollywood, she always snags the hottest costars.

Hot Body
Is there a more perfect body to take a shot off of? We didn’t think so.

Hot Personality
ScarJo always manages to leave us wanting more after every interview. Guys want to date her, and ladies want to be her BFF.

Hot Style
Talk about waking up flawless. From leather jackets to sky high stilettos, she always looks hot whenever we see her out and about.

Being an ultimate Hot Rabbit isn’t just about looks—it’s having the total package. Congrats to ScarJo for slam dunking her way to the top of our bracket!