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Spring Fling or Spring Flop? 7 Ways to Know He’s Not Worth Your Time

Before you shack up with that Spring Break hottie you just met, you’ve gotta make sure he hasn’t already hopped into every other rabbit hole on the beach.

Some guys are only after one thing, and it’s not a long-term fling. If your hot rabbit is committing any of these seven Spring Break sins then it’s time to swipe left.

1. If he buys shots for multiple strangers…

Buying other girls drinks is a sure sign that his attention span is just like his little friend, short and limited.

2. If he suggests you enter a wet t-shirt contest…

He’s trying to get you wet enough so he can slide into your DMs without buying you a drink first.

3. If he asks whether you’re interested in a threesome…

Don’t be fooled by his carefree demeanor, the only way he’ll get tied down is if you tie him up.

4. If he doesn’t ask your name…

The only thing he needs to know about you is if he can get in, get off and get out.

5. If he does body shots off of other girls…

If he’s getting that friendly with you, what makes you think he isn’t getting friendly with everyone? Chances are you’re not his BFF this Spring Break.

6. If he suggests you dance on top of the bar…

We’re pro elevated surfaces, but there’s a line we won’t cross over. Save your best moves for behind closed doors, okay “Coyote Ugly?”

7. If he offers to apply your sunscreen…

Oops! Was that his hand down your bikini? He’d love to make sure he attends to those “hard to reach spots” for you—in more ways than one.

Like inhaling calories on Christmas, nothing you do on Spring Break really “counts” back in the real world. This is a golden opportunity for you to unleash those sweater puppies and parade around your golden tan. So throw back some shots and flirt shamelessly, just be aware of the dudes who may be there to ruin your fun. Spring Break only comes once a year, but if you do it right, once is more than enough.