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Fitness Hacks for a Sexy Beach Bod

Diet and exercise? No thanks, we’re good. But since we all want to look hot in our swimsuits this summer, the trick is figuring out how to accomplish this with the least effort possible. You don’t need to hit up the gym to sculpt washboard abs and a killer butt, instead, you can simply follow the Hot Rabbit Fitness Plan:

Do a Set of Anything – So you can hardly lift a 10lb weight—no biggie. Start small with things that you know you’re capable of lifting, like a fifth of vodka. Gradually increase the weight by switching to a gallon of vodka. We know this is hard work, but we have confidence that you can do it.

Take a Celebratory Shot – Yay! You did it! And plus, taking a shot is just as good as doing a dumbbell curl. Better yet, grab some Hot Rabbit Shots and get some tongue action going. Feel the calories (and alcohol) burn!

Repeat – Reps are a great way to burn calories, so keep on doing those sets of anything and taking those shots. You’ll be ripped in no time.

Knock Down Some Pins – Bowling is the best sport for a number of reasons. 1) Unless you grab the heaviest ball in the joint, it takes relatively little effort to play. 2) It does require movement, so it’s a better workout than sitting on the couch, stuffing your face with potato chips. 3) They serve alcohol there…

Do Some Naked “Yoga” – Wearing clothes can be so constricting when you’re trying to get fit. Invite your favorite yogi of the opposite sex over for a naked “yoga” sesh. Get your downward dog on… you know what to do from there.

Take a Nap – Sleeping burns calories, right?

Learn How to Contour Your Beer Belly – Contouring is all the rage for makeup fanatics. It brings out the best in a woman’s face and hides all the ugly. So why not apply the technique to your not-so-fit tummy?

Hit the Mall – Take a cue from all of the old ladies in town and head to the mall for some good old-fashioned mall walking. While you’re at it, you may as well pick up that super cute bag from Coach or a new pair of Jordans. The heavier the shopping bag, the better the workout!

Get Jiggy With It – Bust a move, get your groove on, or shake your moneymaker—whatever you’re in the mood for. A little rump shaking is a great way to get your heart rate up. Bonus points if you do a little dirty dancing with your lover.

Whew, what a workout! Keep up the good work and your bod will be beach-ready in no time!

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The Morning After: Bye Bye Hangover, Hello Round Two!

It’s the morning after a crazy night on the town, you’ve got a monster headache and can’t keep your head out of the puke bucket. These are the signs of a highly successful night of too much everything. But, there’s no need to flush the fun the down the toilet; we’ve gathered up the best hangover cures so that you’re ready for round two before you know it!

Rumor has it that a big, greasy platter of bacon and hash browns may be the cure. While some people swear that it’s the ultimate hangover remedy, there are a number of healthier options to consider that can help you to peel yourself off of that dirty bathroom floor…

1. Drink Up

While you’re laying there, feeling like death, do yourself a favor and drink some freakin’ water! The whole reason you have a hangover in the first place is because you’re dehydrated. If you’re feeling up for it, head to the store and pick up a sports drink to help replenish your lost electrolytes for an even speedier recovery. Or, if you’re feeling nauseous, pop an Alka-Seltzer tablet in a glass of water to help settle your queasy tummy.

2. Go Virgin

Sure, you can keep the party going with a full-blown Bloody Mary, but in all honesty, that will just prolong the inevitable feeling of awfulness. A Virgin Mary, however, can do wonders for your hangover by reducing inflammation and stabilizing your blood sugar.

3. Get Moving

We know, the last thing you probably want to do right now is move, but a little exercise could actually help you feel better. Maybe skip Zumba and opt for Yoga instead.

4. Eat a Good Breakfast

Even if your stomach is telling you otherwise, it’s important to get some good grub in you. Eggs are a rockstar hangover food—they contain amino acids that can help to boost liver function, and break down headache-causing chemicals. Or, whip up a smoothie with bananas, kiwi and spinach, all packed with potassium that can help replete your body’s lost electrolytes.

5. Catch Some Zzzs

After such a crazy night, your body simply needs a little time to recuperate. A hangover is the perfect excuse to lie in bed all day and binge-watch “Orange is the New Black” before the new season hits Netflix.

6. Plan Ahead

The real key to curing a hangover is to pick up a semi-sober Hot Rabbit the night before. Then, when the morning hangover takes over, you’ve got a sexy nurse/doctor there to help ease you back into full health.

Sure drinking can make you feel like shiz when you overdo it, but that shouldn’t stop you from having a wicked awesome time! Follow our tips to cure your hangover, and then you’ll be ready to hop right back on the saddle!


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A Salute to Summer’s Most Patriotic Swimsuits

Memorial Day weekend kicks off the official start of summer, and that means the season of pool parties and sexy bathing suits has begun!

We’re fulfilling our patriotic duty with a salute to the hottest styles in red, white and blue swimwear, from American flag string bikinis to star-spangled Speedos.

#1 The Itsy Bitsy Bikini

Nothing says “welcome to summer” quite like an itsy bitsy American flag bikini. Sure, the requisite number of stars and stripes may not have room to be displayed, considering the tiny bit of fabric involved, but the wearer still gets credit for an enthusiastic show of patriotism. We vote for examples like this, worn by Kate Upton–she can lick our popsicles any day of the year! Or, for those who prefer the more classic look, we can’t help but pledge our allegiance to sexy Cindy Crawford.

#2 The Next-to-Nothing Speedo

It takes some serious balls for a dude to show up to Memorial Day festivities in a teeny little Speedo, but if you’ve got the bod for it, please do! You’ll make all the girls stare. If anyone can pull off wearing a red, white and blue suit that small and tight, it’s Michael Phelps. Those Olympic rings peeking out are such a tease!

#3 The Sexy Sailor

Nothing says sexy like a scantily clad woman in a nautical-themed bikini. Set sail in one of these patriotic suits and the trade winds may just blow you all the way to Pleasure Island. We salute you, Rachel Bilson, for modeling this sexy sailor-inspired patriotic bikini—we’re all aboard for whatever you want to do.

#4 The DILF Trunks

Dadbod is all the rage this summer, but we’re not totally sold. A real man takes care of his family, and you need big strong muscles to do that, right? But, no matter how flab or fab your abs are, any dad who wears red, white and blue swim trunks this Memorial Day weekend is a DILF. This sexy Jon Hamm look-alike really knows how to rock the classic American flag swim trunks. Those arms? Oh, yes please!

Honorable Mention: The Seductive Cover Up

Okay, so this one isn’t really a swimsuit, but we just had to include it—sometimes the tease of a sexy cover up can turn up the heat more than any bikini can! You know, show just enough, but leave the rest up to the imagination. Take a cue from the always-seductive Marilyn Monroe, looking so provocative all wrapped up in those stars and stripes.

Disclaimer: Don’t get too attached to your patriotic swimsuit because if you show up to your Memorial Day festivities in any of these, you might just lose it… if you’re lucky!


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7 Tips for Hooking Up at a Wedding

Spring is the season of weddings—and when love is already in the air, it’s the perfect opportunity to meet other singles who are ready to mingle. The drinks are flowing, the dance floor is hot and everyone’s dressed to the nines. The scene is set for a romantic evening, and just because you didn’t bring a date doesn’t mean that you should miss out! We’ve got all the tricks you need to snag a hot hookup at the next wedding.

1. Give the Bride and Groom a Heads Up

Going to the wedding stag? Be sure to let the wedding planners know ahead of time so they can strategically place you next to their frisky hot friend from high school.

2. Hit Up the Bar

You made it through the ceremony, now it’s time for the party to really get started. After a few drinks (or shots) you’ll have the confidence to approach that sexy guest who’s been making eyes at you all evening. Have a few of your favorite pickup lines ready so you’re fully prepared to make a great impression. Disclaimer: Even if it’s an open bar, don’t get too drunk—you’ll need to be able to perform at your best later on!

3. Ladies, Lose the Spanx. Men, Unbutton Your Collars.

You’ve gotta get out on that dance floor and shake your moneymaker if your milkshake’s gonna bring all the boys to the yard–don’t let those constricting, uncomfortable garments get in the way! Plus… it’s one less thing to take off once you make it back to the hotel room!

4. The Bride and Groom are Off-Limits (Duh)

But the wedding party? Totally game. The bridesmaids and groomsmen have probably had a stressful few days preparing for the big day, so take this opportunity to loosen them up by showing them a real good time.

5. Don’t Cluster

Fellas, when you group together on the sidelines to leer at the ladies on the dance floor, you look like total creeps. And ladies, if you ever want a man to approach you, don’t be glued to the hip with your BFFs. The key to finding a hookup is to make yourself available. Mingle!

6. Choose Wisely

We’re not saying that non-single wedding attendees are totally off limits, but if you’re going to go there, be sure it’s worth the risk.

7. Bring a Change of Clothes

You really don’t want to be that person who shows up to the after-wedding brunch in your stained cocktail dress or wrinkly suit. Even if you’re not planning on staying the night, come prepared with an extra set of clothes in your car–just in case!

The bride and groom shouldn’t have all the fun at a wedding. Get tipsy, make some new friends and snag yourself some after party fun!


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Host a Fiesta Loca for Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo (May 5, for those of you who flunked Spanish class) is a great excuse to throw a wild party. We’ve got some tips for making your next fiesta muy caliente!

Spice Up the Scene

You know you’ve sufficiently decorated when it looks like a piñata barfed all over the room. The brighter the colors, the better. Use streamers and tissue paper flowers, and go crazy with the tacky décor from the party store. Consider setting up a photo booth with sombreros, sunglasses, mustaches and more to help get your guests in the holiday spirit.

Make Some Tasty Tacos

Any Mexican food is fair game for your Cinco de Mayo fiesta. The good news is that it’s pretty easy to make! Set up a taco bar with all of the fixins’ and keep the meat warm in a crockpot throughout the evening. Feeling lazy? Grab a party pack from Taco Bell! Your guests will think you’re a rock star.

The Party’s Not Complete Without ‘Ritas!

Obviously the most important element of any party is the booze. Think sugary and fruity. Margaritas are a must; and sangrias and piña coladas are highly encouraged. Garnishes make everything prettier, so be sure to have a handful of fresh oranges, lemons and limes on hand. And don’t forget the drink umbrellas! Arrriba!

Get Everyone Shaking Their Maracas

Leave the mariachi band for another day. Instead, set up a playlist featuring some sultry salsa music, like this one. Throw in some south-of-the-border favorites like the “Macarena”, “Livin’ La Vida Loca” and “La Bamba.”

Have Some Festive Fun

The weather’s getting nicer, so don’t be afraid to use the great outdoors for some party games to liven things up!

Piñata – Demolishing a piñata with a baseball bat is fun at all ages, especially when intoxicated. Pro Tip: Keep the party going by filling the piñata with Hot Rabbit Shots! Make it rain with colorful alcohol!

Hot Pepper Eating Contest – No Cinco de Mayo fiesta is complete with out a bunch of dudes trying to one-up each other in a hot pepper eating contest. Start easy with some banana peppers (wimp), then move on to jalapenos (still pretty lame), serranos (getting hotter) and if you’re feeling really daring, bust out the habaneros (straight up crazy). Heads up: You’ll want to have some milk chasers on hand.

Limbo – What’s sexier than getting low in a round of limbo? Grab a stick or pole, turn up the music and turn up the heat. How low can you go?


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