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The 5 Hottest Spots to Find a Summer Hookup

Summer officially starts on June 21, and that means it’s prime time to engage in a casual fling (or multiple flings if you’re into that kind of thing). Whether you’re traveling to an exotic country this summer or stuck in that Podunk town you call home, you can still find a hottie to help you get your naughty on during the scorching summer months. We’ve rounded up the best places to find some hot summer strange…

1. At the Beach

As it is, the beach is already hot, but all of those shirtless fellas and half-naked ladies from out of town can sure turn up the heat. Ask a neighboring beach chair babe to help you apply your sunscreen. By the end of the day, you two will probably be sharing more than just beach real estate.

2. At the Club

Chat up a random at the club. On second thought, who are we kidding—get your grind up on some random at the club! Nightclubs are bursting with guys and gals just looking for a good time, especially during those hot summer nights. Down a few Hot Rabbit Shots to boost your courage, and get on that!

3. At a Music Festival

From Bonnaroo to Lollapalooza, outdoor music festivals are all the rage in the summer. They’re the perfect excuse to wear as little clothing as possible (aside from at the beach or pool) and really, they’re just a lot of fun! Plus, all of that loud music and free spirit sets the stage for a seriously unforgettable and passionate summer hookup.

4. At a Friend’s BBQ

You never know who you’ll run into at a summer get together—some of the sexiest hookups happen with friends of friends! Someone making eyes at you from across the lawn? Grab a couple of Hot Rabbit Shots or beers from the cooler and head on over for a toast to you getting to know each other better.

5. At an Amusement Park

Summer heat + crazy adrenaline = the perfect formula for a spontaneous fling. While you’re waiting in that never-ending line, you’ll have plenty of time to get to know that hottie behind you. Sit next to each other on the ride and then continue the fun elsewhere after the park closes.

ProTip

Bonus points if your summer lover is only visiting the country for the next few months. There’s no need to worry about your fling turning into a fall romance. Plus, foreign accents are killer hot.

It’s probably time to clean out your car in prep for those steamy quickies in the back seat, because as you can see, there are plenty of places to find a sexy summer hookup. Get sweaty, get naked and get yourself some hot summer lovin’.


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The Awesome Guide to Terrible Father’s Day Gifts

It’s almost Father’s Day, so your social media feeds are probably overflowing with tips for the buying “the best” gift for your pop. But let’s be honest, those gift guides are BORING. So, instead of teaching you how to make a coffee mug craft disaster, or telling you that your dad would probably like a watch (who has the money for that?), we’ve got something better! In true, Hot Rabbit fashion, we’ve rounded up the six worst, most embarrassing gift ideas for dads.

1. Unique Grilling Tools

Being a dad goes hand-in-hand with a love for grilling—and the Roast My Weenie Hot Dog Cooker is a one-of-a-kind tool that will take your dad’s grilling game to the next level. The stainless steel stick figure features a phallic kabob to skewer a hot dog for perfect cooking.

2. The Cure for His Painful Monkey Butt

No dad wants a sweaty, irritated monkey butt from sitting for long periods of time. He would definitely appreciate the practical, thoughtful gift of a chafe-free bum. Order a bottle of Anti-Monkey Butt Powder today!

3. BBQ-Scented Cologne

Described as “an intoxicating bouquet of spices, smoke, meat, and sweet summer sweat,” Que is a unique cologne designed just for dads who want to harness the savory aroma of barbecue.

4. A Surprise He’ll Never Forget

Nothing says “I love you, dad” better than a surprise pregnancy from one of your recent one night stands. Surprise your dad this Father’s Day with a positive pregnancy test—we’re sure he’ll be over the moon excited.

5. A Much Needed Hair Loss Solution

If your dad is one of those unfortunate souls who is on his way to being a baldy, we’ve got just the gift for him. This visor, complete with a full head of lustrous blonde hair, will boost his confidence and make him the coolest guy in town.

6. A Designer Fart Deodorizer Pad

The average person farts 14 times a day, but we’re pretty sure that dads fart even more. Save your dad from the horrid embarrassment of letting off a stinky one with these stylish, comfortable “flatulence deodorizers.”

Buying gifts for men is hard, and buying a gift that your dad will actually love is even harder. If you decide to get your dad a traditional, lame Father’s Day gift, you may get an awkward “thanks” at best. But, if you go the Hot Rabbit route, we bet you’ll at least get a good chuckle out of good ‘ole dad. Go big or go home, right?!


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Fitness Hacks for a Sexy Beach Bod

Diet and exercise? No thanks, we’re good. But since we all want to look hot in our swimsuits this summer, the trick is figuring out how to accomplish this with the least effort possible. You don’t need to hit up the gym to sculpt washboard abs and a killer butt, instead, you can simply follow the Hot Rabbit Fitness Plan:

Do a Set of Anything – So you can hardly lift a 10lb weight—no biggie. Start small with things that you know you’re capable of lifting, like a fifth of vodka. Gradually increase the weight by switching to a gallon of vodka. We know this is hard work, but we have confidence that you can do it.

Take a Celebratory Shot – Yay! You did it! And plus, taking a shot is just as good as doing a dumbbell curl. Better yet, grab some Hot Rabbit Shots and get some tongue action going. Feel the calories (and alcohol) burn!

Repeat – Reps are a great way to burn calories, so keep on doing those sets of anything and taking those shots. You’ll be ripped in no time.

Knock Down Some Pins – Bowling is the best sport for a number of reasons. 1) Unless you grab the heaviest ball in the joint, it takes relatively little effort to play. 2) It does require movement, so it’s a better workout than sitting on the couch, stuffing your face with potato chips. 3) They serve alcohol there…

Do Some Naked “Yoga” – Wearing clothes can be so constricting when you’re trying to get fit. Invite your favorite yogi of the opposite sex over for a naked “yoga” sesh. Get your downward dog on… you know what to do from there.

Take a Nap – Sleeping burns calories, right?

Learn How to Contour Your Beer Belly – Contouring is all the rage for makeup fanatics. It brings out the best in a woman’s face and hides all the ugly. So why not apply the technique to your not-so-fit tummy?

Hit the Mall – Take a cue from all of the old ladies in town and head to the mall for some good old-fashioned mall walking. While you’re at it, you may as well pick up that super cute bag from Coach or a new pair of Jordans. The heavier the shopping bag, the better the workout!

Get Jiggy With It – Bust a move, get your groove on, or shake your moneymaker—whatever you’re in the mood for. A little rump shaking is a great way to get your heart rate up. Bonus points if you do a little dirty dancing with your lover.

Whew, what a workout! Keep up the good work and your bod will be beach-ready in no time!

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The Morning After: Bye Bye Hangover, Hello Round Two!

It’s the morning after a crazy night on the town, you’ve got a monster headache and can’t keep your head out of the puke bucket. These are the signs of a highly successful night of too much everything. But, there’s no need to flush the fun the down the toilet; we’ve gathered up the best hangover cures so that you’re ready for round two before you know it!

Rumor has it that a big, greasy platter of bacon and hash browns may be the cure. While some people swear that it’s the ultimate hangover remedy, there are a number of healthier options to consider that can help you to peel yourself off of that dirty bathroom floor…

1. Drink Up

While you’re laying there, feeling like death, do yourself a favor and drink some freakin’ water! The whole reason you have a hangover in the first place is because you’re dehydrated. If you’re feeling up for it, head to the store and pick up a sports drink to help replenish your lost electrolytes for an even speedier recovery. Or, if you’re feeling nauseous, pop an Alka-Seltzer tablet in a glass of water to help settle your queasy tummy.

2. Go Virgin

Sure, you can keep the party going with a full-blown Bloody Mary, but in all honesty, that will just prolong the inevitable feeling of awfulness. A Virgin Mary, however, can do wonders for your hangover by reducing inflammation and stabilizing your blood sugar.

3. Get Moving

We know, the last thing you probably want to do right now is move, but a little exercise could actually help you feel better. Maybe skip Zumba and opt for Yoga instead.

4. Eat a Good Breakfast

Even if your stomach is telling you otherwise, it’s important to get some good grub in you. Eggs are a rockstar hangover food—they contain amino acids that can help to boost liver function, and break down headache-causing chemicals. Or, whip up a smoothie with bananas, kiwi and spinach, all packed with potassium that can help replete your body’s lost electrolytes.

5. Catch Some Zzzs

After such a crazy night, your body simply needs a little time to recuperate. A hangover is the perfect excuse to lie in bed all day and binge-watch “Orange is the New Black” before the new season hits Netflix.

6. Plan Ahead

The real key to curing a hangover is to pick up a semi-sober Hot Rabbit the night before. Then, when the morning hangover takes over, you’ve got a sexy nurse/doctor there to help ease you back into full health.

Sure drinking can make you feel like shiz when you overdo it, but that shouldn’t stop you from having a wicked awesome time! Follow our tips to cure your hangover, and then you’ll be ready to hop right back on the saddle!


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A Salute to Summer’s Most Patriotic Swimsuits

Memorial Day weekend kicks off the official start of summer, and that means the season of pool parties and sexy bathing suits has begun!

We’re fulfilling our patriotic duty with a salute to the hottest styles in red, white and blue swimwear, from American flag string bikinis to star-spangled Speedos.

#1 The Itsy Bitsy Bikini

Nothing says “welcome to summer” quite like an itsy bitsy American flag bikini. Sure, the requisite number of stars and stripes may not have room to be displayed, considering the tiny bit of fabric involved, but the wearer still gets credit for an enthusiastic show of patriotism. We vote for examples like this, worn by Kate Upton–she can lick our popsicles any day of the year! Or, for those who prefer the more classic look, we can’t help but pledge our allegiance to sexy Cindy Crawford.

#2 The Next-to-Nothing Speedo

It takes some serious balls for a dude to show up to Memorial Day festivities in a teeny little Speedo, but if you’ve got the bod for it, please do! You’ll make all the girls stare. If anyone can pull off wearing a red, white and blue suit that small and tight, it’s Michael Phelps. Those Olympic rings peeking out are such a tease!

#3 The Sexy Sailor

Nothing says sexy like a scantily clad woman in a nautical-themed bikini. Set sail in one of these patriotic suits and the trade winds may just blow you all the way to Pleasure Island. We salute you, Rachel Bilson, for modeling this sexy sailor-inspired patriotic bikini—we’re all aboard for whatever you want to do.

#4 The DILF Trunks

Dadbod is all the rage this summer, but we’re not totally sold. A real man takes care of his family, and you need big strong muscles to do that, right? But, no matter how flab or fab your abs are, any dad who wears red, white and blue swim trunks this Memorial Day weekend is a DILF. This sexy Jon Hamm look-alike really knows how to rock the classic American flag swim trunks. Those arms? Oh, yes please!

Honorable Mention: The Seductive Cover Up

Okay, so this one isn’t really a swimsuit, but we just had to include it—sometimes the tease of a sexy cover up can turn up the heat more than any bikini can! You know, show just enough, but leave the rest up to the imagination. Take a cue from the always-seductive Marilyn Monroe, looking so provocative all wrapped up in those stars and stripes.

Disclaimer: Don’t get too attached to your patriotic swimsuit because if you show up to your Memorial Day festivities in any of these, you might just lose it… if you’re lucky!


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