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How to Throw a Sizzling Summer Party

Most of us can’t afford to jet off to the Hamptons every weekend to party like the Kardashians, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t spend your summer surrounded hot bods and party peeps! Here, we’ve got seven tips for throwing a sizzling summer party in your own backyard.

Hire Some Hotties

It’s simple: Hot people go to hot parties with other hot people. Attract the finest in the neighborhood by hiring a sexy lifeguard to stand around at your party. Only have a kiddie pool? So what! A smokin’ hot lifeguard will be the life of the party whether they’re “needed” or not. Plus, his or her presence will make it seem like the party is raging so hard that you need to hire help to keep it under control. If nothing else, your guests will dig the eye candy!

Enlist a Bartender Babe

Kindly ask one of your super hot friends to act as bartender. The caveat, of course, is that they can only wear a Speedo or bikini. Just one more reason for your guests to get in line for another drink! Make sure, though, that they’re able to deliver a cocktail without spilling, or that would definitely be a party foul.

Serve Up Some Summer in a Glass

The fanciest parties always have a signature drink. Sit down with your bartender pre-party to come up with a summery drink that will get your guests sloppy in style. One of our summer faves is the popsicle bubbler – a glass of champagne served with a popsicle for dunking. Or let the popsicle melt for a fruit-infused glass of bubbly!

Don’t Forget the Food

No party is complete without some good grub! Rent your favorite local food truck and park it in the driveway for a few hours. You’ve got tasty, fresh food available for your guests without the hassle of making it yourself! What kind of party host has time for that?!

Set up a Kid Corral

Kids are great (usually), but they can definitely put a damper on a your PG13 party. We’ve all heard the excuse, “Oh, I don’t think I’ll be able to get a sitter,” but don’t let that stop you! If a lot of your friends have kids, eliminate the excuse for them not to come by hiring an on-site babysitter. Mom and dad can have a fun night without having to worry about the little ones.

Light it Up

Once the sun goes down, the real party gets started. Set the mood by stringing up Christmas lights across the backyard. And plus, all those twinkling lights will set the stage for some sick Instagram shots.

Give Out Fun Favors

Your guests graced you with their presence–don’t forget to tell them thanks for helping to make the party a blast! Instead of giving out useless trinkets, give your guests something they’ll actually want. Hand out chilled Hot Rabbit Shots, or set out a selection of awesome temporary tattoos and a bowl of water so that all your guests will remember the fun for days (or at least until they’re able to scrub that dang thing off their forehead).

With these tips, you can transform your casual backyard bash into the most sizzling party of the summer. Turn up the music and turn up the heat!

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Top 7 Ways To Celebrate ‘Merica!

The Fourth of July is more than just a day for celebrating our independence—it’s a day to show our love for ‘Merica! What’s not to love about lighting off fireworks and getting star-spangled hammered? Whether you’re hosting your own bash or crashing someone else’s, we’ve got all the must-do activities to make this Fourth of July the most patriotic yet.

1. Rock the Eagle

If you don’t already own a t-shirt with a large, majestic bald eagle superimposed on top of an American flag, you need to head on down to your local Walmart ASAP to pick one up. Or, order this bald beauty online to complete your patriotic attire!

2. Red, White and BOOZE

Obvi, booze is the stars to the stripes of any Independence Day celebration. Buzzfeed has put together the ultimate list of ways to get turnt at your 4th of July Party. Or, freeze blueberries and strawberries in ice cubes to add a patriotic flair to any alcoholic beverage!

3. Fire Up the Grill

Plump steak. Juicy burgers. Perfectly charred hot dogs. Is your mouth watering yet? There’s nothing more American than a meat schmorgesborg—and plus, grilling is one of the easiest ways to cook for a crowd.

4. Put the Corn in the Hole

Get your mind out of the gutter—Corn Hole is an American classic! Bring your lawn game game with a set of American themed boards. Better yet, turn it into a drinking game! For every three-pointer, the other team takes a Hot Rabbit Shot!

5. Celebrate on a Boat

There’s no better way to spend a hot July day than on the water. Like The Lonely Island says, grab your towels and your flip flops (and a cooler full of Hot Rabbit shots) and get on a boat! Feeling extra patriotic? Deck your boat out with festive décor to bring your love for ‘Merica out onto that big blue watery road.

6. Show off Your Stars and Stripes

If you’re spending your Fourth of July by the water, a star spangled swimsuit is a must! Check out our salute to summer’s most patriotic swimsuits for inspiration!

7. Blow Sh** Up!

Okay, so maybe alcohol and fireworks don’t mix too well. But no Fourth of July is complete without a few explosions in the sky, right? Just like having a designated driver, ask a friend to be the designated pyro for the night. That way, you can enjoy all the pretty colors, big booms, and keep all of your fingers.

This Fourth of July, let’s party Hot Rabbit style! With our recipe for an unforgettable celebration, you may just be too drunk to remember it. Happy Birthday, ‘Murica!


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Hot Rabbit Parties with the “Best of Detroit”

If anyone knows how to throw a wicked awesome party, it’s Hour Detroit.

The 10th annual “Best of Detroit” party honored the winners of Hour’s yearly “Best Of” competition—and we were so excited to be a part of it!

Held at the Sound Board at MotorCity Casino Hotel, the party was definitely the hottest place to be last Friday. Guests poured in to taste food from 30 of the best restaurants in Metro Detroit while enjoying jazz music by the talented Ben Sharkey.

And the best part? Bartenders served up our oh-so-tasty gélatine shots at the enchanted fairy tale-themed event.

Over the course of the evening, guests and vendors had plenty of opportunities to get a little tipsy with Hot Rabbit. The lovely Hot Rabbits of Love & Buttercream and Taste Love Cupcakes celebrated with us after a night of serving up sweets to party-goers. Meanwhile, the sexy ladies of Six Salon handed out gift baskets featuring some Hot Rabbit goodies.

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The 5 Hottest Spots to Find a Summer Hookup

Summer officially starts on June 21, and that means it’s prime time to engage in a casual fling (or multiple flings if you’re into that kind of thing). Whether you’re traveling to an exotic country this summer or stuck in that Podunk town you call home, you can still find a hottie to help you get your naughty on during the scorching summer months. We’ve rounded up the best places to find some hot summer strange…

1. At the Beach

As it is, the beach is already hot, but all of those shirtless fellas and half-naked ladies from out of town can sure turn up the heat. Ask a neighboring beach chair babe to help you apply your sunscreen. By the end of the day, you two will probably be sharing more than just beach real estate.

2. At the Club

Chat up a random at the club. On second thought, who are we kidding—get your grind up on some random at the club! Nightclubs are bursting with guys and gals just looking for a good time, especially during those hot summer nights. Down a few Hot Rabbit Shots to boost your courage, and get on that!

3. At a Music Festival

From Bonnaroo to Lollapalooza, outdoor music festivals are all the rage in the summer. They’re the perfect excuse to wear as little clothing as possible (aside from at the beach or pool) and really, they’re just a lot of fun! Plus, all of that loud music and free spirit sets the stage for a seriously unforgettable and passionate summer hookup.

4. At a Friend’s BBQ

You never know who you’ll run into at a summer get together—some of the sexiest hookups happen with friends of friends! Someone making eyes at you from across the lawn? Grab a couple of Hot Rabbit Shots or beers from the cooler and head on over for a toast to you getting to know each other better.

5. At an Amusement Park

Summer heat + crazy adrenaline = the perfect formula for a spontaneous fling. While you’re waiting in that never-ending line, you’ll have plenty of time to get to know that hottie behind you. Sit next to each other on the ride and then continue the fun elsewhere after the park closes.

ProTip

Bonus points if your summer lover is only visiting the country for the next few months. There’s no need to worry about your fling turning into a fall romance. Plus, foreign accents are killer hot.

It’s probably time to clean out your car in prep for those steamy quickies in the back seat, because as you can see, there are plenty of places to find a sexy summer hookup. Get sweaty, get naked and get yourself some hot summer lovin’.


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The Awesome Guide to Terrible Father’s Day Gifts

It’s almost Father’s Day, so your social media feeds are probably overflowing with tips for the buying “the best” gift for your pop. But let’s be honest, those gift guides are BORING. So, instead of teaching you how to make a coffee mug craft disaster, or telling you that your dad would probably like a watch (who has the money for that?), we’ve got something better! In true, Hot Rabbit fashion, we’ve rounded up the six worst, most embarrassing gift ideas for dads.

1. Unique Grilling Tools

Being a dad goes hand-in-hand with a love for grilling—and the Roast My Weenie Hot Dog Cooker is a one-of-a-kind tool that will take your dad’s grilling game to the next level. The stainless steel stick figure features a phallic kabob to skewer a hot dog for perfect cooking.

2. The Cure for His Painful Monkey Butt

No dad wants a sweaty, irritated monkey butt from sitting for long periods of time. He would definitely appreciate the practical, thoughtful gift of a chafe-free bum. Order a bottle of Anti-Monkey Butt Powder today!

3. BBQ-Scented Cologne

Described as “an intoxicating bouquet of spices, smoke, meat, and sweet summer sweat,” Que is a unique cologne designed just for dads who want to harness the savory aroma of barbecue.

4. A Surprise He’ll Never Forget

Nothing says “I love you, dad” better than a surprise pregnancy from one of your recent one night stands. Surprise your dad this Father’s Day with a positive pregnancy test—we’re sure he’ll be over the moon excited.

5. A Much Needed Hair Loss Solution

If your dad is one of those unfortunate souls who is on his way to being a baldy, we’ve got just the gift for him. This visor, complete with a full head of lustrous blonde hair, will boost his confidence and make him the coolest guy in town.

6. A Designer Fart Deodorizer Pad

The average person farts 14 times a day, but we’re pretty sure that dads fart even more. Save your dad from the horrid embarrassment of letting off a stinky one with these stylish, comfortable “flatulence deodorizers.”

Buying gifts for men is hard, and buying a gift that your dad will actually love is even harder. If you decide to get your dad a traditional, lame Father’s Day gift, you may get an awkward “thanks” at best. But, if you go the Hot Rabbit route, we bet you’ll at least get a good chuckle out of good ‘ole dad. Go big or go home, right?!


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